An Ode to My Penis

That submarine stuck to that octopus, wide eyed and parched mouth. You squid, slid and mocked, Cuss! they always said you had a brain of your own to begin yet, the crabs held onto you, begged you to keep it through. the church bells rang You grew up in their hands. loving you was in … Continue reading An Ode to My Penis


Chapter 420

Mrs. Aniston felt different today. She could hear the birds chirping outside her window. As her soft hands brushed the hair off her face the flowers were blooming bright. "I forgot to water the plants!" she yelled and ran to the yard, only to find Mr. Aniston with the hose. "Come here, touch the Rhododendron!" … Continue reading Chapter 420